(The scene: Nello's in Royal Oak, around noon-time)
overly coiffed birmingham wife #1 (to manager): It's so great that you're non-smoking!
expensively dressed birmingham wife #2: Yes, I wouldn't have thought you'd be so thoughtful down here! (Ed: so close to Detroit!)
at a nearby table...
sultmhoor: OMG such a THRILLING, ADVENTUROUS day, going down Woodward toward the HEART OF DARKNESS! Into such DANGER!
detcarguy: Buffy, keep your cell phone dialed to 911!
sultmhoor: Babs, what posessed you to go south of 14? SOUTH OF 12??? WAS ANYTHING ON FIRE???
detcarguy: How did you manage to dodge the RAPE SQUADS??
sultmhoor: Did you take pictures?? Were there packs of wolves and lions??
detcarguy: Horrors! What do people eat down there? Roadkill and scrounged mushrooms??
*much giggling and birmingham buffies leaving in a huff*
Saturday, March 29, 2008
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