Thursday, December 13, 2007

This is such a ridiculous and spot-on mocking of music industry meme

"Go to Wikipedia and click 'random article' to create the name of your band, album title, and song titles."

History of the Eastern Orthodox Church by Taiwan Tobacco and Liquor





A ponderous, nine-disk set of barely audible, somnambulistic ambient music inspired by completely unrelated things throughout history!

Disk 1
1. Govt. Central Textile Institute (55:02)

Disk 2
2. Ruby Trollman (19:50)
3. HMS Devastation (29:05)

Disk 3
4. Baldwin Ave Train Station (60:02)

Disk 4
5. Wilfrid Michael Voynich (10:20)
6. Weltklasse Zürich (40:03)

Disk 5
7. B-Bbar oscillation (19:30)
8. Eric Greif (5:20)
9. Mauro Orbini (:05)(

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Disk 6 & 7
10. The American College of the Immaculate Conception (104:23)

Disk 8
11. Daniel Cruger (12:50)
12. Wolfgang Gust (10:30)
13. Aelfsige II (5:09)
14. The Bell Tower (40:04)

Disk 9
15. Skeg (:30)

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